God loves the '70s guitar gods

Stoic to everything else, I stood equidistant from the surround-sound stereo system's four speakers. Jeff Beck's 1975 masterpiece, "Blow By Blow," emitted layer upon layer of audio. His guitar spoke of joy.

Epiphany upon epiphany of an artist's brilliance entered my mind. They spoke of gifts. "Behold what this child of God has given us," they waxed. "Praise God for these gifts of joy. God loves the ‘70s guitar gods."