Blinded by the Right!

...locked up by a Bush
What a liar and a blight!

It's the new rage sweeping the nation: "Political Fun With Annoying Classic Rock Tunes."

In Exhibit A, above, we have the beginnings of what could be great political fun with "Blinded by the Light," the early Bruce Springstein hit later covered by Manfred Mann. Help me out with the rest of the alternative lyrics. Just one rule applies: They must make fun of our president.

Remember. It's the new rage sweeping the nation. All the cool people are doing it.