Dick Cheney: Emphasis on "Dick"

As in, he's just a big dick, but not in the term-of-endearment sense ala "Hey, Big Dick," and surely not as the ego-boosting faux compliment from the prostitute he probably visited at the Watergate Hotel last night.

No, Dick Cheney is a small, small man indeed. While some enjoy the light, airy tunes of Air Supply, others, including Cheney, enjoy bolstering and replenishing what is, apparently, the world's fledgling Aryan Supply.

(Yes, I am aware that perverted Google search term combinations will yield this post. Oh, well.)