I am a fundametalist

That's right -- without the "n."

What? What's that? Oh, I'm sorry. Got nothing to say?

Of course you don't.

Led Zeppelin has silenced the naysayers. Cookie Monster metal bands et al., take note:

You've. Been. Owned.

Jimmy Page and friends have just shown y'all why metal has heavy in front of it.

And while you and others have all meandered into your derivative sects and denominations of this genre, I, and the Zeppelin fans who stand with me, remain true to its fundametalist roots.