Thursday, October 06, 2005

Cruisin' for chicks

Hate the game, not the player.

Tom Cruise, at age 43, just recently banged Katie Holmes. How do we know this? According to reports, she's pregnant with his child.

Holmes, 26 years old, is a woman I'd also like to bang. And you know, I'm thinking that riding a Harley with a gorgeous twenty-something woman on the back, holding on to me for dear life, is a damn good idea. Check out the photo.

In fact, I'd probably have her pregnant within six months' time, too -- just like Cruise had Holmes. That's right. Cruise had Holmes, and men everywhere are jealous. We deal. At least most of us do.