Don King is a Republican

I'm watching "The McLaughlin Group" on PBS this afternoon. Yeah, I'm like that.

The show aired footage of President Bush's victory speech from last week. As the camera panned to the audience, the tell-tale hair, steely gray as it responded to imaginary magnets in the sky, caught my eye.

Holy shit! I blurted to the imaginary wing man in my living room who shares my political persuasions without exceptions. Don King is a friggin' Republican!

Holy shit! I blurted again. It just seemed so appropriate to say holy shit twice. Conservatives have yet another reason to gloat over their election victory. Don King, bastion for values and font of morality, is on their side.