Friday, March 11, 2005


Remember college?

Remember how all the fraternities would have binge-drinking parties all weekend long?

Nobody was invited to these parties except "the brothers" and all the hot chicks they wanted to have sex with. You'd try to go to the party too, and some pooh-for-brains, inebriated jock would disparage you at the door and deny your request to enter.

I wonder how many of these losers went on to become swindling corporate CEOs, deadbeat dads, and lying politicians.

One thing is for certain: A bunch of fraternity brothers have been running America for far too long -- into the ground.