What a bastard

Am I the only one who thinks Joe Bastardi is a slappingly funny name for AccuWeather's chief hurricane tracker?

Oil sector braces for hurricane season

I just hate those bastards who predict and report the weather. Come to think of it, I can't stand those bastards who make money in the oil industry, either. Those bastards make Joe Bastardi's job all the more necessary than it would be if, say, they weren't being, well, such bastards.